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2004-06-14T21:20:12Z

UMRMoose's LJ stalker is bananagrrl13!

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umrmoose @ 2004-06-09T11:23:00

2004-06-09T16:15:30Z

You have an entrancing kiss~ the kind that leaves
your partner bedazzled and maybe even feeling
he/she is dreaming. Quite effective; the kiss
that never lessens and always blows your
partner away like the first time.

What kind of kiss are you?
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Fun From work

2004-06-02T04:32:12Z

Apparently, some high-school english teacher assigned their classes to write similies and metaphors for whatever reason, with the stipulation that they had to be humorous (since reading a bunch of boring stuff is, well... boring). The results culminated in this list:

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.

5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

7. He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.

8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM.

9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and The Simpsons comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.

16. John and Melinda had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the East River.

18. Even in his last years, Grandpappy had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.

19. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.

20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for awhile.

22. "Oh, Jason, take me!", she panted, her breasts heaving like a college freshman on $1-a-beer night.

23. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

24. The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

25. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.

26. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.

27. She was as easy as the TV Guide crossword puzzle.

28. Her eyes were like limpid pools, only they had forgotten to put in any pH cleanser.

29. She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.

30. It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.

umrmoose @ 2004-05-24T19:57:00

2004-05-25T00:49:01Z

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umrmoose @ 2004-05-02T12:32:00

2004-05-02T17:26:12Z

Parties Rock!!!

Granted this is the first time I ever woke up with a headache after one.Of course the half hour of sleep can easily do that, Although I was very comfortable for the whole night.

Also got to see an old friend from The scout troop way back. It was fun to see him again, and I think he managed to have a good itme here as well.

Need to do that again soon.

A little advice that I know is needed.

2004-04-17T15:08:13Z

For anyone who wouldplan to go Snooping around on others to find something, or get some dirt on a person here are a few tips I'd like to offer.

#1 Don't get caught of course

#2 Realize that whatever you will probably find will probably upset you,

#3 Try to think about what your motive for snooping is, and if it'll be worth both upsetting yourself, and getting caught (or confronting who you snooped upon) because you'll doubtfully be able to keep your mouth shut in the long run.

Some people just have natural talent sometimes...

2004-04-14T01:40:25Z

Shakespere's, Bullseyes, Good weather, Is there a better afternoon?

Personally, I forewent Sleeping in favor of a whole metric assload of nuke.

2004-04-08T07:23:21Z

I don't know why, but I have a zillion thoughts running through my head right now. I thought maybe I should put them down here, but I find when I sit down to do it, for some reason I can't even think of what I should type.

Maybe it sounds corny but I feel like I should say something about it.

"Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present"

2004-03-30T10:42:34Z

Who needs sleep?.............Not Me!!!

Words of Wisdom

2004-03-29T04:18:08Z

"When someone excels at defense the enemy does not know where to attack....If I do not want to engage in combat, even though I merely draw a line upon the ground and defend it, they will not be able to engage me in battle because we thwart his movements."

Trip Summary

2004-03-28T19:49:08Z

Ok, back from Montana finally. It was a long drive both up and back but a good trip overall. Two days skiing, time with extended family I haven't seen in two years, and a few sights on the way back (Little Bighorn Battlefield, and Mt. Rushmore).

Overall a good break, and fortunately no injuries skiing (I'm still impressed after one huge fall I had). I'm glad to be back now though.

If you want more details you know how to find me, otherwise this would be a really long entry. (also pictures may come)

The night before the drive

2004-03-20T03:04:31Z

Well, last night in town, gonna be heading out at 4 am.

It'll be along drive, and I may be hard to reach, but you can always e-mail me, or call my cell, I'll have it on as long as I have signal, and if it's not leave a message and I can call back. I'll also try to be online if I am graced by Internet anywhere.

Otherwise I'll see you when I get back , assuming I haven't killed my family along the way, and I'll look forward to my return anxiously.

Short time before a long trip

2004-03-19T00:34:11Z

Well only one night and day till I leave for montana. It should be a fun trip although the drive will be long, and I don't doubt the drive back will seem longer. I'm sure people will want to stop at every tourist trap between here and Lewistown, while I can appreciate wanting to see the sights, I really would like to not see EVERY single one (especially the ones we've seen several times over). Well I'll have my book, laptop, and cell phone so at times I'll be able to distract myself. We'll see how it goes.

Maybe I'll see if anyone wants to go out before I leave.

First day off in a while.

2004-03-18T02:47:43Z

What a day.......Fencing, IHOP (first breakfast in two months!!!!!!), and getting all day after 9:00 off.

If only I could have more days like this.

one more interesting Quiz

2004-03-15T05:52:51Z

You are one of the few out there whose wings are
truly ANGELIC. Selfless, powerful, and
divine, you are one blessed with a certain
cosmic grace. You are unequalled in
peacefulness, love, and beauty. As a Being of
Light your wings are massive and a soft white
or silver. Countless feathers grace them and
radiate the light within you for all the world
to see. You are a defender, protector, and
caretaker. Comforter of the weak and forgiver
of the wrong, chances are you are taken
advantage of once in awhile, maybe quite often.
But your innocence and wisdom sees the good in
everyone and so this mistreatment does not make
you colder. Merciful to the extreme, you will
try to help misguided souls find themselves and
peace. However not all Angelics allow
themselves to be gotten the better of - the
Seraphim for example will be driven to fighting
for the sake of Justice and protection of those
less powerful. Congratulations - and don't ever
change - the world needs more people like you.

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Back to campus view

2004-03-14T07:56:16Z

Lesson from tonight..........

Always keep your vehicle in sight

Swordplay

2004-03-13T19:26:27Z

Saw Pirates of the Caribean last night, now I want to get back into fencing more then ever.

It was cool to be able to see the sword play, and know what to look for in it.

GAHHHH!

2004-03-11T04:06:52Z

I probably should be very relieved, and boy am I. Although I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do now though. I know what I want to do, but I really shouldn't. God only knows my thoughts before

What's better in your opinion, the anticipation of something, or actually getting/doing it?

Don't ask why, it's an easy guess

2004-03-10T02:11:01Z

Next time you see give me a slap,
I'll know what it's for.

It's the little questions that can evoke the most thought

2004-03-06T07:25:55Z

Living in a house with many pointy objects can sometimes have it's hazards.

We all have our fortress, our safe haven we can retreat to and nevr have to come out from.

2004-02-25T06:44:00Z

There is always a lot more beneath the surface then is ever given credit, you just have to want to look for it.

I tend to feel like I'm only running on fumes, perhaps I will finally get some sleep, even if it's from pure exhaustion.

Feelings are not supposed to be logical. Dangerous is the man who has rationalized his emotions

2004-02-21T06:36:09Z

You pretty well know where and how to find me

Good luck

There's nothing wrong with your life that a good miracle can't fix.

2004-02-19T05:30:46Z

What happens when you have no dreams left to crush?

And no feelings left to hurt?

As though I wasen't awake enough

2004-02-17T05:39:56Z

Why is it that when I finally make it to my bed, and finally get to sleep after lying awake, I end being rudely awakened by nightmares that stick in my head most of the day?

I wouldn't ask if it was once, but damnit enough is enough

umrmoose @ 2004-02-15T00:30:00

2004-02-15T06:21:29Z

"Ama me fideliter! Fidem meam noto: De corde totaliter Et ex mente tota, Sum presentialiter Absens in remota."

Lately all I can seem to think of is what should and shouldn't be said, and the many ways that things said can be percived.

I just find that a bit odd